An old saying goes: “If you want to be someone, go to California. If you are someone, go to New York. If you were someone, go to Florida.”
But in 2020, Florida Man, Woman, and Child exacted revenge. Now, if you want to be someone, go to Florida. If you are someone, go to Florida. If you were someone, just stay in Florida.
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