Once again, life imitates The Onion. (ABC News photo)

Sorry — what did Bristol Palin do to achieve her prominence and notoriety? Never mind. The governor’s daughter is now available for speaking engagements at rates between $15k and $30k — no word on her rider’s demand for bendy straws, or whatever. Says the AP:

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