Ineffective teachers and too-short school days are getting a lot of credit by the latest education reform movement for dismantling the American public education system, but you know what always get a free pass? Snow.

Most area school systems closed their doors Tuesday due to the white stuff that fell from the sky, and guess what kids are doing instead of learning math? Making snow angels. In Shanghai, they’d be making snow angles.

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