The Dilbert Congress Shifts Focus

Unable to enact any meaningful legislative accomplishments, Congressional Democrats are eschewing substance in favor of a new slogan:

…the majority party signaled that they would shift their top focus from trying to cut off funding for the Iraq War to the economy and health care in the new year, acknowledging that Senate Republicans and President Bush likely will continue to prevent them from forcing any real changes in troop levels or war strategy. Saying “Faith in the Future” will be their theme going forward, House and Senate Democrats began pushing full-force their new message that they have accomplished a lot this year, but they still need voters to elect more Democrats in order to achieve the lasting change the party believes Americans voted for in November 2006 when they handed Democrats a majority in Congress for the first time in 12 years…

“Faith in the Future.” How does that grab you? If it doesn’t work, Democrats may try such maxims as “Progressive Policy: Oh What a Relief It Is,” “Democratic Leaders are Mmm, Mmm, Good,” and “Congress Freakout.” Like Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss, Congressional leaders seem to think that a good slogan is as effective as a record of accomplishment. Dilbert helpfully provides a new mission statement as well:

Our mission is to continue to synergistically integrate progressive paradigms and competently customize high-quality sources

If that phrase isn’t sufficiently vacuous to run a Congress on, simply click again for a new one. But even as they shift their focus to health care, the environment, and the economy, Democrats insist that they won’t lose sight of Iraq:

Despite shifting their focus, Democratic leaders insisted they would not move the Iraq War to a secondary status in the next session. “We’re not going to back off,” Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) said, adding that he would bring the issue back up in his chamber again and again in 2008 as he did this year.

There’s no reason to think that repeatedly bringing up Iraq will help Democrats next year any more than it did this year, when a ceaseless focus on retreat has driven Congressional ratings to historic lows. Rahm Emanuel says that the Democratic effort on Iraq is a “qualified success,” because “this is the first time the president made a request for the war and didn’t get full funding.” It’s pretty clear that absent a significant change however, it’s only a matter of time before Congress does precisely that. As for the focus on new issues, Congressional Republicans claim to be prepared to engage on health care and the economy. Will 2008 bring another rude awakening for Democrats in Washington, as they find that their leaders are unprepared to deal with the shifting electoral terrain?

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