Al Qaeda’s Warrior Poet

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is one eccentric terrorist. First, he objects to a court-artist’s rendition of his schnoz. Now we learn he wrote poetry for his CIA interrogator’s wife.

Mr. Martinez came in after the rough stuff, the ultimate good cop with the classic skills: an unimposing presence, inexhaustible patience and a willingness to listen to the gripes and musings of a pitiless killer in rambling, imperfect English. He achieved a rapport with Mr. Mohammed that astonished his fellow C.I.A. officers. A canny opponent, Mr. Mohammed mixed disinformation and braggadocio with details of plots, past and planned. Eventually, he grew loquacious. “They’d have long talks about religion,” comparing notes on Islam and Mr. Martinez’s Catholicism, one C.I.A. officer recalled. And, the officer added, there was one other detail no one could have predicted: “He wrote poems to Deuce’s wife.”

I personally believe Mohammed is a committed author of Haiku, but perhaps he instead composed limericks of the Nantucket variety. A free WEEKLY STANDARD t-shirt will be awarded to our first reader who sends us the actual poems. Lest anyone forget, Saddam Hussein also dabbled with poetry while in American custody, i.e. “[O]ur Baath Party blossoms like a branch turns green.” Is forcing detainees to draft poems now an official CIA interrogation technique? Perhaps instead of waterboarding terrorists, the CIA can just start sponsoring spoken word night at Gitmo or poetry contests at Abu Ghraib?

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