Melissa Etheridge: “Hey, you know who’s kind of an awesome guy who may herald a new era of good will between the religious community and gays and lesbians? Rick Warren. That’s right, I said it.” Arab leaders outdo the RNC accessory budget with $300,000 in jewels for Condi. 44 percent of Americans have gone to church twice in the last month. The takeover of the Christianists is nearly complete. Reminder to lefties: Obama is anti-gay marriage. Obama’s request to register Change.gov for YouTube videos and continued fundraising pleas was initially rejected because it didn’t meet the requirements for a government site. Then, something changed. Christmas comes to Baghdad. Head of Air America says Limbaugh is right on Fairness Doctrine. Inauguration crowd estimate reduced by half when D.C. government realizes it will take place in January outside. Bush and Cheney comforted troops privately. Hamas and Israel: Let’s call the whole thing off.
