Conservative Fox News contributer and comedian Steven Crowder released a video yesterday mimicking Lena Dunham’s absurd commercial comparing voting for President Barack Obama to, like, losing her virginity.
Crowder decked himself out a similar Dunham outfit, complete with tattoos, a wig and an obnoxious college-age girl accent.
He said, as he batted his eyelashes and bobbed his head, that choosing Obama for your “first time” would answer your questions like, “What is the Constitution?” and “Will I get free stuff?”
“Founding fathers…no I never heard of their stuff!” Crowder parodied. “Are they, like, super mainstream?”
The hashtag to his video, #morefreecrap, is the point Crowder is getting at through his antics: the only thing that is motivating these college students to vote for Obama is all of the free stuff Obama has emptily promised them.
“Free birth control…free healthcare…free phones…free abortion, just kidding! Maybe someday…” says Crowder.
He used many of the original lines of the video, which women across the country found degrading and sexist, and showed them for what they really are.
“My first time was AMAZING! There was a line in the sand and I was a girl and now I am a woman,” he said. “A woman who can stay on my parents’ insurance ’til 26, ruin countless generations to come with my debt and not even pay for my own birth control!”
Check it out below:

