Dolly Parton hasn’t just spent most of the last half-century as a country music prodigy. The millions she has spent on an ample philanthropic agenda have also funded the Moderna vaccine that could end the coronavirus pandemic, which has killed nearly 500,000 Americans to date.

So, when the woke mob tries to target the country sensation, it becomes laughable. Parton’s sin? Reworking her classic hit “9 to 5” as “5 to 9.” It was for a Squarespace Super Bowl commercial celebrating the sort of side gigs the website-building company caters to.