Solve your Valentine's Day problem with daffodils

You wake up and realize there’s something special about today, the 14th of February. You know you’re supposed to make something or give that special person a present or note, even if that person is your mom or dad. But you haven’t done anything and you are going to suffer guilt, if not worse.

Because it’s Valentine’s Day! What are you going to do? Read on for a perfect solution — without leaving the sack — but first, a little love for our political class.