Where?s a nice ?slow drag? now that we need it?

According to the local television newscast, the “freaky deeky” is back, and it’s banned in Howard County schools.

Well thank heavens somebody’s thinking straight. Some things are just not appropriate at school functions, as the Houston lass who tried to walk into her high-school prom last spring looking like a scandalous hoochie — wearing a thigh-high miniskirt with an exposed midriff — found out when she was ejected.