WILLIAM JEFFERSON COMSTOCK

BILL CLINTON HAS JUST WON a convincing victory. He takes to the microphone for his first Saturday radio address after Election Day. So, does he lay out a sweeping vision for the next four years? No, he calls for an end to liquor advertising on radio and TV. You sit there and think, “Bill Clinton is turning himself into Bill Bennett.” It’s usually Bennett who jumps on some social transgression and raises a public stink — violent rap lyrics or Roberto Alomar spitting on an umpire. But this time, it’s the president of the United States — not proposing legislation, not using the power of his office. He’s just raising a stink.