As a Cowboys hater, does it get any better than this season? Here are some highlights:
A face worth 1,000 words » Watching Wade Phillips on the sideline is priceless. I can’t decide if he looks more like he forgot where he parked his car or more like he just smelled a rank fart. And no one gets more excited over a missed field goal. His Martin Gramatica-like leap after an opposing kicker clanks one off the upright is unmatched around the league.
Super disaster » Can’t wait for the next Jerry Jones‘ YouTube video with the owner ripping his entire pathetic team as he’s drowning his sorrows during the grueling two weeks before he hosts the Super Bowl. It would at least spice up the usually boring pregame coverage.
TV time » Does Jones know that after every Cowboys’ blunder TV cameras pan to the disgruntled owner in his booth? The whole thing resembles the gloomy banker’s office from “Deal or No Deal.”
