It’s so nice to have a universally admired man as president who never bumbles. Equally at home with the simple management of doorway height and the complex navigation of a pork-filled monstrosity through Congress while its approval ratings drop precipitously enough to signal electoral backlash, it is truly a new age in leadership.
Oh, I know it’s petty. But, come on, he could stand to come down the Smug-o-Meter and learn to laugh at himself, and this will help. Pride goeth before the awkward, public head-bumping, as they say. Update: Finally, the Benny Hill remix.
