One of the odder moments in Obama’s speech in Cairo came when he suggested creating a new tool whereby young people in disparate parts of the world could talk to each other in real time:

Word is that Obama will also create a magical flying machine, which can transport someone from the East Coast to the Middle East in just 15 hours, thereby facilitating cultural exchanges. What Obama didn’t address is the fact that the kid from Kansas better not broach any political subjects with his Cairo counterpart, if that young person happens to attend Cairo University:

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