What is a town council for if not trying to stop children from having fun? Whether it’s a dancing ban in Footloose, a crackdown on skateboarders, or a noise ordinance, preventing the youths from enjoying themselves too much is a central duty of local government.

And what are Americans good at if not breaking those rules and having a good time anyway?

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