Gross: UT students to host “Campus (DILDO) Carry” event

Laws allowing to conceal and carry on campus will take effect next year. The University of Texas has seen its fare share of interesting characters reacting to the issue, including other professors, along with students and even the chancellor.

And there are more classy reactions to come. Chron reported that students are going to be “strapping gigantic swinging dildos to [their] backpacks.” The event is advertised on Facebook as “Campus (DILDO) Carry”, which will take place August 24, 2016, when the law is set to go into effect. The event is being advertised with #CocksNotGlocks.

About why the use of dildos:

The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.

Students are told to participate at their own risk, but the event’s creator, Jessica Jin, says “I will personally take it upon myself to put in the time and legwork to find a dildo supplier sponsorship.”

It seems the argument about the use of guns, as well as classiness, is lost on many.

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