Happiness is…being old, male, and Republican. Just when you thought the “peace” movement might have lost some of its hateful self-righteousness… Robert Byrd in hospital with infection. Obama’s personal investments show a shocking lack of money in “weatherizing,” “electronic medical records,” and failing car companies. Those are for you to invest in! Cap-and-trade = Carbon tax + Corporate welfare. Huckabee’s Pelosi poem: Bad, but better than Elizabeth Alexander’s inauguration poem? Definitely. Welcome to the future of car production! “It’s the first car I’ve ever considered crashing into a tree, on purpose, so I didn’t have to drive it any more.” Democrats concerned that Republicans will call “Washington takeover of health care” a “Washington takeover of health care.” “Are the elderly cost-effective?” Is Leon Panetta indulging in the dreaded “false choice?”