ABCs for BO
With enough problems on America’s plate to give the Obama administration political indigestion, Barack Obama is going to want all the advice he can get … not just on the fiscal and foreign policy issues, but the frivolous ones as well.
Here to help are the Quamut guides, the how-to pamphlets you frequently see in various Barnes & Nobles bookstores. To mark the occasion (lest they be the only ones not to find a way to profit off the inauguration…), they’ve put out some how-to guides directed at Obama.
Like how to quit smoking…(“Try smoking with your other hand to make it feel odd.”)
And how to pick a dog: “Depending on your specific dog and your lifestyle, you may also have expenses for emergency veterinary care, private one-on-one training lessons, and pet sitter fees when you’re away from home overnight.”
