Deck the pols: A very Ann Coulter Christmas

Just call Yeas & Nays Santa’s little helpers.

We made a list of political figures, checked it twice and then sat down on good old Coulter Claus’ lap to see who’s been naughty or nice.

The best-selling author and columnist Ann Coulter whose most recent book, “Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault on America,” hit bookstores January 2009, took a look at our list and handed out some political gifts this year.

1. Barack Obama — Cindy Sheehan

2. The Salahis — humiliation, then death

3. Joe Lieberman — amnesia to forget he was Al Gore’s running mate

4. Tea Party protesters — more buses

5. The detective who brandished his gun at a D.C. snowball fight — job as my security detail

6. Tiger Woods — Bill Clinton’s defense team under the tree and O.J.’s defense team in his stocking

7. Bo Obama — a tax lawyer

8. Levi Johnston — a gay lover

9. Joe Biden — a brain

10. Al Franken — a sense of humor

We asked a few well-known liberal commentators if they could use some Christmas help this season, but apparently, their elves had it all under control.

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