If there’s a T-shirt you’ll never see me wearing, it’s the one declaring, “The Future Is Female.” I roll my eyes nearly every time I see this feminist catchphrase plastered on a desk plate or in cursive lettering on a coffee mug, and I’m sure I’m not alone.

I guess I’m one of the young women Michelle Goldberg is referring to in her Friday New York Times column, “The Future Isn’t Female Anymore.”