Suit up, America. It’s time to don those Scream masks and ghost costumes, and put your best Frankenstein walks to the test. It’s time to do the Healthcare Mash.
The Healthcare Mash is the keyboard smash that’s sweeping the nation, brought to you by Reason’s Remy Munasifi. The ditty is rolling out just in time for Halloween and chronicles Munasifi’s failed attempts to log onto Healthcare.gov and enroll in the Affordable Care Act’s exchanges.
“Who could design such a site so flawed and so sloppy? The code is so ancient, perhaps it was Hammurabi. He’d try to apply but the site would suspend. I’ve seen a eunuch with a more functional front end,” Munasifi creepily sings.
“He did the Healthcare Mash … it was a keyboard smash … the website was trash … He did the Healthcare mash,” the ditty continues.
Doing The Mash could definitely be a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Healthcare.gov to load, so gather ’round, America, and do The Healthcare Mash.
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