Purchase a statue of Vladimir Putin riding a bear shirtless for a special someone

And we though the President Obama and Hillary Clinton Halloween masks were sexy.

A Russian website is currently selling a statue of a shirtless Russian President Vladimir Putin riding a bear — modeled after the infamous photo of a similar nature — for the bargain price of 2,500 rubles, or $36.71.

“Luxurious Figurine as the head of state who tamed forest brown bear standing on a segment of a great country, symbolizes the victory, the heroic strength and power,” reads the description on the website, according to Legal Insurrection.

The statue is described as a “perfectly executed souvenir” that demonstrates the “prowess” of Russia and its people.

“Souvenir is the exclusive, can act as a present a wonderful public servant, military, historians, politicians, boss, collector, patriot of his country, or any strong-willed, imperious and rebellious man who knows how to achieve your goals,” the description suggests.

The website proposes that the statue ornament a table in one’s home or office, where it can “be the subject of conversations and arguments in your circle of friends.”

Just imagine the conversations it would spark if President Obama purchased one for the Oval Office.

Even if most Americans aren’t thrilled about having a mini-Putin by their side, comedian Chelsea Handler might certainly appreciate the memento. Alas, imitation is the greatest form of flattery:

H/T Legal Insurrection

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