Say hello to Events DC

We didn’t know how close we got it when we told you to make way “for a new D.C. events agency” earlier this week. On Wednesday the formerly cumbersome-to-say Washington Convention and Sports Authority unveiled its look as the sleek, new Events DC.

And if anyone’s counting the new moniker is about 30 characters shorter, or nearly one-quarter the length, than the old one. I think it’s safe for me to speak on behalf of reporters everywhere when I say — thank you.