They just rekindled their romance — which lasted only four months the first time around — but Star claims Jennifer Aniston has already proposed to beau John Mayer.
“She said that she’d only take him back if they got married, and he agreed,” a source allegedly told the tabloid. “They both know this is it. She wants to settle down and, finally, so does he. They’ve even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn’t imagine doing it with anyone but her.”
Whatever. If every tabloid report of these two getting married and starting a family came true, they’d have as many kids as Brangelina by now.
‘Ugly’ guy
Despite the happy faces they put on in public, in private Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s marriage got real ugly, Us reports.
During arguments, says a source close to the Brit director, Madge “would taunt Guy, saying, ‘I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual.’
“Their fights would often get heated,” the source adds. “A few times Madonna slapped him or poked him.”
For his part, Guy — who the tabloid claims has already moved on with a British actress — “called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled, and said that she was stupid and couldn’t sing.”
He forgot to mention her acting.
Eminem loses it
Where in the world is Marshall Mathers? Recently reclusive rapper Eminem has come out of hiding to debut his new book, “The Way I Am,” which finally explains why he is, er, the way he is.
In excerpts published by the New York Daily News, Em reveals that when he drank, “I could be in a good mood … then somebody would say the wrong [thing] to me, and before you knew it, there was nothing my bodyguards could do to stop me from reacting and at least punching, spitting or kicking.”
Take, for example, the infamous incident at the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards when he got onstage and threatened to fight musician Moby, after first getting peeved at Triumph the Insult Comic Dog — a hand puppet.
Em recalls that he was already uneasy about being seated next to Moby, whom he’d dissed in lyrics, asking, “OK, what are they trying to do?”
“My instinct was, if someone talks about you, you see them, you fight,” he explains. “But Moby? Really? I was going to fight Moby?
And I was going to fight a puppet? In hindsight, I should have handled it differently.”
Uh, we’d have to concur there.
LiLo sued
Remember when Lindsay Lohan was wild and crazy? Yeah, we hardly do either. But papers filed in a new lawsuit offer us a little nostalgic trip back to the starlet’s hard-partying days.
The “Mean Girls” star is being sued by three men whose sport utility vehicle she allegedly hijacked for a high-speed chase of her personal assistant’s car in 2007. (For those keeping count, that would be the incident that led to her second DUI arrest last year.)
The papers state that LiLo was “angry and aggressive” behind the wheel — and intoxicated — and her impetuous commandeering of the vehicle caused her unwilling passengers “surprise, shock, fear and panic.” (Her attorney told TMZ the suit was “absurd.”)
The plaintiffs allegedly “implored Lohan to slow down, stating specifically that she was endangering all of their lives. … Lohan refused to slow or stop, but instead responded with abusive cursing and vulgar language, including a statement that she did not care about the risk of death.”
And oh, yeah: “She also stated that because she was a celebrity she could do whatever she wants.”
The old Lindsay may have been out of control, but she sure was entertaining.
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at [email protected].
