After Robert Mueller finished his report showing no evidence of Russian collusion in the 2016 presidential election, celebrities wasted no time weighing in.
Most responses were predictably outlandish, but some were more mature than you’d expect.
According to Billy Eichner, it’s been a weird month. President Trump didn’t get indicted, but “Full House” actress Lori Loughlin did.
Did not imagine a world where they were able to indict Aunt Becky before Donald Trump.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 24, 2019
As the report’s release approached, Stephen Colbert just took the opportunity to roast the president.
Trump seems really nervous about the Mueller report, but he might just be anxious that he’ll have to read something.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 20, 2019
James Woods said that rather than helping Democrats, the collusion delusion will get Trump re-elected.
This unrelenting barking at the moon is exactly why Trump will be elected AGAIN in #2020. Thank you, @nytimes, for not failing to disappoint… https://t.co/8c04KCu7Yh
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 25, 2019
Cher, like many other celebs, said the report doesn’t change a thing.
I Have Not,Nor Will I Change My Opinion Of trump,His Evil,Or His Ties To Russia.He Is up to his
Neck in Crime & CorruptionTHERE ARE TWO THINGS THAT CANNOT BE HIDDEN
FOREVER…THE SUN?
AND…THE TRUTH??— Cher (@cher) March 25, 2019
Like House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., Alyssa Milano won’t believe the report until she sees it.
Well, if there was nothing in the report why won’t they just release it?
If the report fully exonerated him or his family, he’d have it all out in seconds. Wouldn’t he?
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) March 24, 2019
Chelsea Handler embodied the creepiest side of pop culture’s unhealthy obsession with Mueller, but she quickly recanted after Attorney General William Barr reported no collusion.
If I’m being completely honest, I am very sexually attracted to Robert Mueller. I know it’s not meant to be, but that doesn’t mean I won’t hang a poster of him above my bed.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) March 23, 2019
I will admit my feelings for Mueller are conflicted now and my sexual attraction to him is in peril, but I still believe there is a lot more to come, and we must all march in the streets if we don’t see that report.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) March 25, 2019
Most shocking, though, was Sarah Silverman’s response. Compared to her past comments about the president, her reaction was remarkably measured. She should be commended for recognizing that no collusion is good for America.
Great news that there was no collusion with Russia by the @potus — now he can focus on finding, disabling and punishing those who worked for Russia to attack the US election. Now THAT’s a National Emergency worth skipping golf for
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 24, 2019
