Don’t look now, but the socialist takeover of the United States has begun. They’re gaining allies on college campuses and winning elections at every level. And most Americans can’t understand a word they’re saying.

Fortunately, I have studied the enemy and now speak fluent Socialist. So as a public service, I’m going to translate their mysterious lexicon into terms that every right-thinking American can understand.

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