The bulls*** golden age is over

“The grass in front of the White House was a very inferior grass for many, many years, and now it’s beautiful,” President Donald Trump said during his “closing” message to voters Monday before the midterm elections.

“Look, it is not an easy thing,” Trump added, turning to his campaign to fix the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, which, judging by Trump’s attention to it, ranks among his top priorities this term. “The algae is brutal. It forms easily. … The green, that’s not grass, that’s algae. It took over the entire pool.”