We’re going to 20! My Cleveland Indians are red hot right now, having won 15 games in a row. Impressively, the Indians also won 14 straight last season. An Ohio roofing and window company celebrating its 15th anniversary thought it’d be a fun contest to offer customers a 100 percent refund on work done in July if the Indians won 15 consecutive games at any point this year. The damage? Nearly $2 million.
Some people really made out, as ESPN reports: “I never believed it was going to happen, so I only started paying attention yesterday,” said Lorianne Sevic, who with her husband Dan paid the company to do $34,000 worth of windows, siding, doors and gutters in July that they will now get for free.” Here’s the beautiful part: Universal Windows Direct paid only $75,000 for the insurance policy that will cover the $1.7 million. The Tribe is having a great season, so expect more Tribe coverage in this space. Here’s a web gem for you: Cy Young contender Corey Kluber is basically throwing Wiffleballs. The Diamondbacks also have an impressive streak going, and swept the vaunted Dodgers. The Tribe, on this streak, won back-to-back double headers. That’s four games in 48 hours. Nuts!
Chamber of Commerce v. Massey. The Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce has some ‘splaining to do. The group’s Twitter account called their Congressman, Rep. Thomas Massie, a “piece of sh*t” for being one of the few House members to vote against hurricane relief. Whoops! Massie, one of the House’s few hardcore libertarians took it in good humor, suggesting they were referring to the legislation: “Well, I’m not crazy about the bill either, but I don’t know if I would call it that.” The chamber apologized and an investigation is underway, but just another example in the growing list of folks who have ruined their careers in one click of the button.
Rupert Tarsey’s Silver Hammer. A strange story of political intrigue in Mar-a-Lago’s backyard on the eve of Hurricane Irma. The Broward County GOP’s newly elected secretary, Rupert Tarsey, has a dark past, and party leaders aren’t happy, because his name really isn’t Rupert Tarsey, it’s Rupert Ditsworth. Why the name change? The Miami Herald reported Thursday why: “The Broward County Republicans are in turmoil today after revelations that a freshly elected member of their executive board is a man who once was charged with attempted murder in the savage claw-hammer beating of a then-classmate at a Los Angeles prep school for multi-millionaires’ children.”
Here’s the LA Times on the incident back in 2007:
Yikes. Do people change that dramatically in ten years? Let’s ask Rupert:
Come again?
The party has suspended Tarsey from its events. Good.
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