Comedian brings act to Warner Theatre If Henny Youngman was the king of the quick one-liners, then comedian Steven Wright is the master of the bizarre one-liners.

For example: “I like to reminisce with people I don’t know. Granted, it takes longer.” Or “It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature,” both from a Wright appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” last June.