We’ve heard a lot of stories about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt over the years, but this one really takes the cake. A former bodyguard to Brad and baby mama Angelina Jolie claims that the actor has been sneaking secret meetings with his ex-wife — and one involved a passionate kiss.
Since the former “Friends” star and her ex-hubby saw each other at the 2009 Academy Awards, the guard tells In Touch, they’ve met up three times in L.A. and once in NYC. And on a Dec. 9 afternoon rendezvous in a Beverly Hills canyon, the pair, sitting together in Jennifer’s car “were very cozy, clearly embracing. Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.”
Supposedly, the couple chatted and cuddled for 30 to 40 minutes before the guard alerted them to the presence of paparazzi a few miles away (via some sixth sense, we presume).
“Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” the former guard relays. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.
“I know that he still loves her,” the bodyguard adds.
Two of the most photographed people in the world met up in broad daylight, and didn’t get caught? This sounds more like fan fiction than reality.
Custody Battle?
Wednesday, we opined that since “Dancing With the Stars” contestant Kate Gosselin has primary custody of their eight kids, ex-hubby Jon Gosselin should be the one to compete on a reality show (we suggested “Celebrity Fit Club”). Well, it appears Jon has come to the opposite conclusion, in a sense: Since she’s on TV, he wants primary physical custody.
Jon’s lawyer calls Kate an “absentee parent” due to the long hours she’s logging on “DWTS” and rehearsals, and suggests that the $21,000 a month Jon pays Kate in child support should go the other way around.
“He wants equal say with custody, equal time, but if the circumstances remain as they are, with Kate being rarely home, Jon wants primary custody of the children,” the octo-dad’s attorney tells People magazine. “He is much better able to spend time with the children.” (Indeed, Jon’s invites to events and Hamptons parties appear to have dried up.)
“Kate Gosselin can’t have it both ways unless there is some balance, unless there are some opportunities for these eight children to be in her physical presence,” declares the lawyer. “Jon wants to spend time with these kids, and she is throwing up road blocks. And the eight children are the innocent victims. This tears Jon up.”
Surely it would be cynical to suggest that what really tears Jon up is having to fork over that $21,000 a month.
Stepmom for LiLo
Speaking of Jon Gosselin and his exes … it nauseates us slightly to have to report this, but his former flame, Kate Major, has just gotten engaged. And the, er, lucky guy is — get this — Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s loudmouthed dad.
In a pairing of Z-list personalities that even “The Surreal Life” couldn’t dream up, the former tabloid reporter (who left Star magazine after developing a personal relationship with Jon) and the ex-con plan to tie the knot later this year in New York. And if that doesn’t creep you out enough, Michael tells Us magazine, “I’m not getting any younger, and Kate wants to have children.”
Asked for comment on the engagement, Michael’s famous daughter Lindsay exclaimed, “I’m gonna vomit! I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!”
For once, we completely approve of Lindsay’s judgment.
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at [email protected].
