“It is good to be back in Vegas. I was telling people, I am back in Caesars. That was the hotel where we stayed at when we were campaigning here in Nevada. I thought I had a pretty nice room. But now that I’m president, they upgraded me. I got the upgrade. And it’s a really nice room now. Man.”
— President Barack Obama explaining one of the perks of being president at a fundraiser Tuesday for Sen. Harry Reid, D-Nev.

