New party game: get a bunch of food and drink, consume it halfway, and emphatically say a bunch of ‘p’-words with another person one foot in front of your face.
Sounds messy, right?
Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm did as much as the fictional fiction duo of the ‘Palisades Park Pet Patrol’ Friday night. Donning facial hair worthy of an 80s show — Fallon’s was fake, of course — the brown-jacketed sheriff’s officers ate and drank pretzels, pie, pudding, powdered sugar, punch, Pabst …
In the words of a British soccer commentator, “let the pictures tell you everything.”
This was one of those sketches that in retrospect … maybe it wasn’t such a good idea.

