The Daily Grind

Gov. Paterson is splashing righteously cold water on the Princess’ Senate ambitions. Meanwhile, Caroline, you know, really wants to be Senator, you know, because of Obama and change, and you know, new opportunity for the country and, you know, 9/11 and stuff. I’m trying to remember the last prominent member of an American political dynasty that was this inarticulate… Hey, you know what will probably work? The “inevitability” strategy. I’m trying to remember the last prominent member of an American political dynasty for whom that strategy failed… More corporate malfeasance and selfishness at Christmastime. What they learn at the Islamic University in Gaza. Among the RNC chair candidates, one attended an all-white country club and one distributed a “Barack, the Magic Negro” parody. Apparently the new slogan of the party is “Shrink the party, aggressively.” Yep, they’re still counting votes in Minnesota. Obama leans toward Israel, understands its “urge” to stop rockets from Gaza, according to David Axelrod, in a statement coming days after fighting started. Also, Obama is so super-cool. Obama as Bush? Lt. Gov. Quinn: Blago impeached by February. On the lookout for Pallywood photos of Gaza.

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