Top 5 ways I’d spend Mark Zuckerberg’s money

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Outside my window, in the street, a man labors in the rain with pick and shovel, and his reward is merely a roof for tonight and tomorrow’s three meals. Contemplating the differences between his luck and mine, I cannot fail to wonder at the eternal meaninglessness of life. I wonder thus and pity his lot, and then, after awhile, perhaps, I begin to reflect that in many ways he is probably luckier than I. But I wouldn’t change places with him. – H. L. Mencken 

 
Newsflash: Another billionaire to give away his fortune. Awww.
 
Am I the only lower-middle class person to get weary of all this rich guy sanctimony? If I hear the term “give back” one more time, I think I’m going to give my lunch back to the table. But, hey, at least Mark Zuckerberg has not joined the “Tax me more!” club (yet).
 
Dear Mr. Zuckerberg: As you dream up your new giving portfolio, please consider setting aside a nice chunk for me. That’s Max Borders — like “Books and Music”. No relation, though. Indeed, if you’re looking for ways to give away your fortune, here are the Top Five ways I’d help you spend all that largess. I think I could be an excellent steward of your ‘spare’ fortunes.
 
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5. Create Value – I’d start another company that created value, made a profit and required the hiring of productive employees. I have lots, nay, tons of good ideas. I just lack the startup capital. Translation: I’d turn Zuckerberg’s wealth into more wealth shared by more people. I might even start my own venture capital firm.
 
4. Some Real Philanthropy – I’d funnel resources to organizations that work on building institutions that give rise to prosperity and self sufficiency, rather than creating dependency. For example:

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