Weird Week in (Internet) Politics: Pizza, Trump Finds Love, Newt Wins #TBT

Some guy dressed as Donald Trump was dancing in New York City.

Pizza overtook the political web. It began when John Kasich was seen eating pizza with a fork like a monster.

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Fellow fork-pizza-eater NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio applauded the move.

Later, Ted Cruz showed he’s not a weirdo and ate pizza like a normal person.

Pizza rat could not be reached for comment.


Flat-Earther Tila Tequila endorsed Trump.

Newt Gingrich won #ThrowbackThursday.

A photo posted by Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) on Mar 31, 2016 at 6:31pm PDT


It turns out the lawyer who will represent Donald Trump’s campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, in court… bit a stripper.

In 1998, the Sun Sentinel reported:

U.S. Attorney Kendall Coffey announced on Friday that he would resign his job as the top federal prosecutor in South Florida effective May 31. The surprise announcement came as Coffey was embroiled in a controversy over reports that he bit a stripper at a nightclub in south Dade County in February.

A PAC supporting John Kasich made the entire world cringe for a moment with this ad.

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Trump is still having a hard time figuring out this court thing.

Shut up and dance with Kasich.

A video posted by Angie Hasek (@anghasek) on Mar 28, 2016 at 5:24pm PDT


Finally, Donald Trump found the love of his life.

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