The president is fit for duty. Ahem. (ap photo)

The President of America got up early for his first annual presidential physical exam today. This included age-appropriate screening tests — colonography and whatnot. Ouch! Navy Capt. Jeffrey Kuhlman, physician to the president, deemed Obama in “excellent health.”

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