JOHN KERRY is still in hiding–and still sinking–but if he ever does surface for an on-camera meeting with the press, it will no doubt be dominated by Christmas-not-in-Cambodia and magic hats from CIA men. I hope a second press conference can immediately be scheduled to catch up on all the other broken glass his careening campaign has left in its wake.
John Kerry was for reducing troop strength in South Korea before he was against it. And John Kerry was against national missile defense before he was for it. Both subjects need even more dizzying elaboration. But he especially needs to get us the latest version of his gay marriage stance.
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