The boss claims that this was slipped under his hotel room door in New York late last night:
‘Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the House
(And Senate), the appropriators were stirring, each quiet as a mouse.
The earmarks were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that the public wouldn’t notice they were there.
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