Put Down the Bong and Back Away

An email from the National Cannabis Industry Association (yes, even the potheads have lobbyists now) landed in The Scrapbook’s inbox last week. The PR blast announced: “30+ Cannabis Industry Leaders Head to D.C. to Deliver a Message to Congress: ‘Tax Us—Fairly.’ ” (“Legalize it, don’t criticize it,” sang reggae great Peter Tosh in 1976; “legalize it, tax and regulate it!” say today’s Toshes.)

The email blast also announced that “Reps. Earl Blumenaur (D-OR), Ed Perlmutter (D-CO), and Jared Polis (D-CO) [will] discuss marijuana tax and banking policy reform.” A friendly note to the National Cannabis Industry Association: Yes, correct spelling is a concession to bourgeois norms, but your friendly congressman’s name is Blumenauer, not “Blumenaur.”

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