The Bonfire of the Humanities

Walter! Thou shouldst be living at this hour—

Thy country needs thee. She is a mess

Of snits and umbrage, clamors for redress.

Thought is abandoned, reason overthrown,

The puppy-huggers make each slight their own

and fl aunt ersatz stigmata. We are selfish men

(and women and transgender, et cet’ra, close paren)

and there is no health in us. So how can we again

restore those manners, freedoms, virtues, power?

These puritan bacchantes howling down the tower

Think they’re the first ones, cannot see how small

The objects of their passions. A Pentheus of pages,

A holocaust of thought, a combat of them all

Against themselves. O, what can be the harvest when they fall?

Envoi

Remind us how to call a spade a spade,

To wear our boots in barnyards, but to dig

And not disdain beginnings truly made

But notice and direct the true-grown twig

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