SOMETIMES I’M SO stupid I amaze even myself.

There’s a commercial running out here for an appliance store named Carlson’s. (I’ve never been there, I don’t know the guy, and they don’t give me anything. I’m just mentioning the name because they make those clever, local ads that are often fun. Of course, if they see this and decide to give me thirty TV’s, that would be fine, too, but I’ll let you know first.)