You’d think that Jennifer Lopez — now on her third marriage — would have gotten her fix of weddings … but you’d be wrong. Over the weekend, the actress, singer and new mom renewed her vows to crooner hubby Marc Anthony in a whirlwind wee-hours ceremony in Las Vegas.
“It was totally a spur-of-the-moment thing,” a source told People. “They decided around 12:30 in the morning that they wanted to do it and started calling for ministers.”
J.Lo was reportedly clad in a black dress for the nuptials, which were held at a Caesars Palace penthouse and witnessed by a dozen people.
Pff. What fun is a spontaneous late-night celebrity wedding in Vegas if the celebs in question are already married? Paging 2004 Britney!
Fat and Jolie?
On Monday, we felt kind of guilty reporting on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s picture-perfect relationship on the same day we reported that his still-single ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, is said to scare men away by pining over him.
So, just in case Jen is reading this, we thought it might make her feel a little better to hear that after giving birth to twins Knox and Vivienne in July, Us says, the Oscar winner had trouble losing her pregnancy weight.
But, of course, Angelina did eventually manage to shed her pregnancy weight. Asked at the premiere of “Changeling” how she regained her svelte figure, she answered, “Genetics. Certain people are different in their shape. I’m breastfeeding and I think that’s it. That’s how your body naturally responds.”
‘Flat’-out lying?
These days, with all the media-trained, publicist-shepherded stars putting out carefully worded sound bites, it’s refreshing to hear someone on TV tell it like it is. And who better to remind us what an uncensored celeb sounds like than Sharon Osbourne?
The former talk show host and reality star, who speaks candidly about her own history of cosmetic surgery, vented to E! host Chelsea Handler about actresses who deny having had work done: “Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them!”
The no-holds-barred Ozzfest maven added a jab at Nicole Kidman — who says she’s plastic-surgery-free — declaring that her “forehead looks like a [expletive] flatscreen TV! How big is that forehead?”
For someone who’s had so much plastic surgery herself, Sharon just might be the least fake person in Hollywood.
Kitty Raymond is an entertainment writer and astrologer. She welcomes feedback at [email protected].
