Surely even in his darkest moments, the 20-year-old Pete Townshend who penned the lyric “hope I die before I get old” never imagined himself as a paunchy geezer of 64, lurching his way through the geriatric wasteland of the Who’s recent Super Bowl halftime show. Such are the indignities that come with age.

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