All signs point to getting a DOG

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The mysterious signs appeared without warning. Suddenly, overnight, they were everywhere. Bleary-eyed, I got into the shower and discovered a sign stuck to a bottle of shampoo. A few minutes later, as I reached for my toothbrush, my hand found another. My husband encountered one taped to his razor, and another in his sock drawer.

Downstairs, there were signs attached to the coffee mugs. Yet more were taped to the front of the stove, to the handle of the refrigerator, and over several electrical outlets.

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