President Obama says the pie at the White House is “the best pie I have ever tasted, and that has caused big problems with Michelle and I.” (Note to lefty grammarians and literary critics: can we assume you will be parsing this president’s errors with the same strict and offended attention with which you reviewed the Bush prose?) Also–and who can blame him?–he finds it “quite irritating” when his aides “constantly want to powder my nose and forehead” before interviews. It was a slow news day.
