Sometimes I drink Scotch and then, to wake myself up, I drink coffee. So what? Many people consume mixtures of caffeine and alcohol in drinks like rum and Coke. Again, so what? But recently some college kids started drinking pre-mixed combos of alcohol and caffeine with names like Four Loko and Moonshot ’69. Moonshot ’69 is a pilsner beer with less than a coffee cup’s worth of caffeine. Until recently, Four Loko contained 12 percent alcohol — about the same as wine — and as much caffeine as a cup of coffee. A few students, after drinking Four Loko, landed in the hospital with alcohol poisoning. Naturally, hysterical news reports followed.

A new bogeyman was born: caffeinated alcoholic beverages.