Iowahawk unearths an announcement from Ayman al Zawahiri on the launch of a new “corporate branding identity” called “Qaedant”.
As we are currently seeking a 17th round of venture funding, budgets are extremely tight, and this will require reducing our internal work team payroll load through adaptive right-sizing on a go-forward basis. Accounting estimates indicate that much of this will be achieved via natural attrition and Apache Hellfire missiles. Still, in order to achieve costing targets, we will need to engage in involuntary outboarding. The Communications department will be most directly effected by this initiative, as we continue transitioning of our day-to-day public relations efforts to low-cost offshore service providers like Huffington Post, DailyKos, and Democratic Underground.
That seems like a risky downsizing/outsourcing strategy. If al Qaeda were a little more corporate, the netroots might treat bin Laden as a greater threat than Bush.
