Noemie Emery sends in reasons this scandal is better than others:
1. He’s a name, not a number. 2. No hookers crossing state lines to hotel assignations. 3. No one comes out as one more ‘Gay-American.’ 4. No Israelis on payrolls as security experts. 5. No one has cancer, or is not in remission. 6. No love children, or hotel basement chases. 7. No angry beards, threatening tell-all explanations. 8. No fancy footwork in men’s rooms in airports. 9.No fancy stances, of any width or variety. 10.No wives standing by, looking brave and embattled. 11. Who says right-wingers don’t like other countries? This is truly a Foreign Affair.
