Joe Biden: The Mouth That Roars

For Joe Biden, gab is no gift. America’s garrulous vice president has a long record of verbal gaffes and a knack for saying exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time. Indeed, his flapping tongue has cost him dearly.

Biden sank his own bid for the presidency in 1988 with a series of inflated claims about his academic credentials and a partially plagiarized speech. Twenty years later, on the day he joined the 2008 presidential race, he eclipsed the news of his own candidacy and reinforced the notion that he represented the political past by describing a black challenger named Barack Obama as “clean.”

Here’s a sampling of the vice president’s verbal miscues during his career:
  • President Barack Obama put Biden in charge of overseeing his $787 billion economic stimulus bill to prevent waste, fraud and abuse. Biden then confided to the rest of America that “if we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to get it wrong.”
     
  • As a candidate for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination: “I’ve had a great relationship” with Indian Americans. “In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”
     
  • On the day he announced his candidacy, Biden said this of Obama: “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” Biden later issued an apology to Obama.
     
  • During the 2008 presidential campaign, Biden told a supporter in Ohio: “We’re not supporting clean coal,” and added that under Obama there would be “no coal plants here in America.” But Obama had already endorsed the use of coal plants as part of the nation’s energy mix and advertised that fact in coal states like Pennsylvania, Virginia, Kentucky — and Ohio.
     
  • When the Obama campaign aired a television attack ad that criticized Republican nominee John McCain’s lackluster interest in computers and other new technologies, Biden denounced it as “terrible” on national television. “I didn’t know we did it, and if I’d had anything to do with it, we would have never done it,” he said. The Obama campaign put out a statement noting that Biden had never actually seen the ad.
     
  • Biden tried to reassure gun owners that Obama had no plans to institute new laws that would restrict their access to firearms by telling them, “I guarantee you Barack Obama ain’t taking my shotguns, so don’t buy that malarkey.” He added, “If he tries to fool with my Beretta, he’s got a problem.”
     
  • Biden told the National Guard Association about a trip to Afghanistan in which his helicopter “was forced down, with a three-star general and three senators [aboard] at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains” where Osama bin Laden was thought to be hiding. But Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., who was on the trip, told a reporter at the time that bad weather, not enemy fire, forced the pilot to take evasive maneuvers. Kerry joked to the Associated Press, “We were going to send Biden out to fight the Taliban with snowballs.”
     
  • When he was running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988, Biden gave a speech in which he questioned why his generation, and not his parents’, was the first to consider going to college a possibility. His words were almost identical to those spoken earlier by Neil Kinnock, a leader in Britain’s Labor Party.
     
  • During the 1988 campaign, Biden got angry during an appearance in a private home when a guest questioned his academic record. “I think I have a much higher IQ than you do,” Biden said. He then blurted out that he was “the only one in my class” to attend Syracuse University’s law school on a full academic scholarship (he had a partial scholarship based on financial need); that he’d graduated Syracuse in the top half of his class (he was ranked 76th out of 85 graduates); that he’d been named “outstanding student” by the University of Delaware’s political science department (he’d been nominated by a professor, but didn’t win); and that he received three degrees from the University of Delaware (he received a single bachelor’s degree but had a dual major in history and political science). Reporters would later uncover that Biden had been accused of plagiarizing part of a paper at Syracuse, though he said it was only a faulty citation.

    “I exaggerate when I’m angry,” Biden explained at the time, “but I’ve never gone around telling people things that aren’t true about me.”

In his four months as vice president, Biden sparked an international incident with a warning that airplanes and subways should be avoided during an outbreak of swine flu; revealed the location of the secret bunker vice presidents use in times of national emergency; and claimed President Franklin D. Roosevelt went on television when the stock market crashed in 1929 even though FDR wasn’t president at the time and television wasn’t yet widely available.

Obama has been caught on camera cringing at what he once called his vice president’s “rhetorical flourishes.” When Biden needled Chief Justice John G. Roberts about flubbing the swearing-in of Obama, the president gave him a look that could kill. Biden subsequently called Roberts to apologize.

Biden acknowledges his problems with logorrhea. “Much of the ridicule of me is well-deserved,” he said recently on CBS’s “60 Minutes” — a statement that could be construed as refreshingly honest or yet another gaffe.

To get Biden away from network microphones, Obama has given him an on-the-road, ceremonial role common to modern vice presidents before Dick Cheney. First Biden traveled to Europe in February to visit NATO allies in Brussels, Belgium. Then he hopscotched around the country, alighting in places like St. Cloud, Minn., to plump for Obama’s stimulus plan. When second-tier foreign dignitaries like former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev visit Washington, Biden often acts as official greeter.

Just last week, Biden was dispatched to the Balkans, making mercifully little news even when the White House extended his trip by two days for a visit to Lebanon.

Biden is more important to Obama as a private adviser. His long stint on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee gave him a sure grip of international affairs, and his service on the Judiciary Committee makes him a savvy judge of prospective Supreme Court nominees.

“Biden is not a lightweight,” said Stephen Hess of the Brookings Institution, who has studied vice presidents since his own days in the Eisenhower White House. “He may have a problem with a mouth that runneth over, but he’s worth listening to.”

Biden’s blunders are the new “Bushisms,” President George W. Bush’s vast anthology of malapropisms and non sequiturs that drew sniggers from Bush’s critics but appeared only to endear him to supporters as a straight talker. Slate magazine, noting how little lasting damage Biden’s abundant misstatements have inflicted on his credibility, offered this analysis: “ ‘Joe Biden Makes Gaffe’ is the new ‘Dog Bites Man.’ ”

During the campaign, when much attention focused on the factual blunders of Biden’s GOP counterpart, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, Republicans complained that Biden was getting a free ride from the media. Biden’s supporters argued that despite occasional lapses while speaking, he had a solid understanding of Washington and the world and would be far more qualified than Palin to take over as president.

Political analysts and people who know Biden said his biography has bestowed on him an authenticity that helps him weather storms of his own making. At a time when many well-to-do politicians create log cabin stories about their humble beginnings, Joe Biden comes across as a real Joe Sixpack.

An Irish Catholic born in the hardscrabble coal region of Scranton, Pa., and raised in a modest home in Wilmington, Del., Biden, his supporters said, has never lost his common touch despite spending almost all of his adult life working in Washington.

His first wife and infant daughter were killed in a car crash just weeks after he defeated a deeply entrenched Republican incumbent for a seat in the Senate in 1972. Biden then took to traveling home to Delaware by train every night that Congress was in session — a 90-minute trip — to be with his two boys, Beau and Hunter. In the morning, he made the same trip back to Washington. Train conductors sometimes held the last train of the evening a few minutes to make sure Biden got aboard, and every Christmas Biden threw a celebratory barbecue for Amtrak employees.

Biden was among the longest-serving members of what has been described as the world’s most exclusive millionaires club, but with a net worth somewhere between $59,000 and $366,000, he was consistently ranked among the Senate’s poorest members.

“He’s been very popular with voters in Delaware regardless of some of his verbal gaffes,” said William Boyer, a retired University of Delaware political science professor who has co-authored a book on the First State’s politics.

“He’s been successful, a careerist and a leader, and the chairman of big committees,” Boyer said. “Now that he’s vice president, we’ve lost a lot of the seniority he accrued in all those years.”

If Obama’s campaign had second thoughts about whether to put Biden on the ticket, Biden had his own doubts about whether he was suited to be anyone’s No. 2 man. “I made it clear to [Obama] and everybody else, I never worked for anybody in my life. … I never had a boss. I don’t know how I’d handle it,” Biden said before Obama formally asked him to join the ticket.

Obama took advantage of Biden’s Everyman persona during the campaign by sending him to economically distressed sections of swing states, including Pennsylvania and Ohio, where Biden’s small-town upbringing resonated, particularly among union members who held him in much higher regard than they did Obama. By limiting Biden’s exposure, Obama’s campaign also hoped to minimize any fallout from Biden’s loose lips. But in that regard, they were less successful.

In Seattle, Biden warned that foreign leaders were eagerly awaiting a chance to test Obama’s mettle as soon as he took office. He told a supporter in Ohio that there’d be no more coal plants under an Obama administration even though Obama promised there would be. And when the Obama campaign ran a television advertisement attacking Republican nominee John McCain, Biden denounced it as “terrible.”

Even when he wasn’t contradicting Obama, Biden was causing the campaign heartburn. During a stop in Missouri, Biden singled out state Sen. Chuck Graham in the crowd and shouted, “Chuck, stand up, let the people see you.” But Graham couldn’t. He’s confined to a wheelchair.

Biden, no stranger to foot-in-mouth disease, didn’t miss a beat. “Oh, God love ya,” Biden said. “What am I talking about?”

Heaven knows, but count on Joe Biden to keep gabbing until he finds out.

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