“New Year’s Eve” is the second in a remarkably shallow series of holiday-themed, celebrity-stuffed confections from director Garry Marshall and screenwriter Katherine Fugate, following their 2010 “Valentine’s Day” collaboration. Many of the elements are the same as they were for “Valentine’s Day,” just moved back on the calendar a few weeks, with the script again weaving together a dozen or so plot lines that crisscross a holiday prone to sentimentalizing.
If there is some kind of world record for schmaltz, this may have set it. Included here are first kisses, midnight rendezvous, dying fathers, newborn babies, husbands at war and trapped strangers.
| On screen |
| ‘New Year’s Eve’ |
| One and a half stars out of four |
| Starring: Hillary Swank, Zac Efron, Lea Michele, Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Biel and more |
| Director: Garry Marshall |
| Rated: PG-13 for language, including some sexual references |
| Running time: 117 minutes |
Though it’s pure, rosy fantasy on screen, this is cynical, paint-by-the-numbers entertainment, sold with a gaggle of stars spread across its movie poster like a telethon lineup.
The threads of romance emanate from — where else? — New York’s Times Square. Hilary Swank plays a character running the ball drop festivities, at which a famous rocker (Jon Bon Jovi as “Jensen”) is to perform, and where various police keep watch, including one played by Chris “Ludacris” Bridges.
Some of the footage from these scenes came from last year’s New Year’s in Times Square shot by cinematographer Charles Minsky. This, surely, is the film’s biggest accomplishment: The atmosphere is very true to the Times Square celebration.
Katherine Heigl plays a chef catering a pre-party featuring Jensen, who happens to be her ex-boyfriend. Her sous chef is Sofia Vergara of “Modern Family.”
Abigail Breslin, now a teenager, is hoping to join her friends in Times Square, but her mother (Sarah Jessica Parker) won’t let her. Jessica Biel, with husband Seth Meyers, is going into labor, competing for the new year’s first baby against a rival couple (Sarah Paulson, Til Schweiger).
Michelle Pfeiffer plays a meek office assistant who quits her job and hires a courier (Zac Efron) to help her accomplish a list of resolutions.
Ashton Kutcher, as a bearded grouch, gets stuck in an elevator for hours with backup singer Lea Michele. Most incredible, perhaps, is the pairing of nurse Halle Berry and dying Vietnam veteran Robert De Niro.
En route to love and new beginnings, the many characters run around familiar New York tourist attractions and pair off predictably.
None of the characters is more than a cardboard cliche, but the cast is likable and pretty enough (there are some rom-com pros here, including Heigl and Josh Duhamel) that most are able to swallow the pallid dialogue without causing inadvertent laughs.
